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Bush to terrorists: "Please give up guys"
In a surprise move, President George W. Bush reached out to the terrorists he has been trying to catch since 9/11.
"Look, guys, I have been chasing you down for five years. Don't you guys want to give up?" Bushed asked the operator of the international terrorist hotline.
"I mean I can't find ya'll. Ollie Ollie Austin Free or whatever. Come on out!"
After the call, Bush said he felt confident.
"It is probably one of goodest ideas I have had. It is about time both sides of this conflict just gave up."
After
a poor day at the bowling lanes, Barack Obama saw
his popular-
his popular-
rity
numbers plummet.
"You know it's not something I am proud of. I have never been a good bowler and though I have tried to overcome it, I just can't score over 45 points a game," said Obama.
"You know it's not something I am proud of. I have never been a good bowler and though I have tried to overcome it, I just can't score over 45 points a game," said Obama.
In an
unexpected move, presidential candidate Hilary
Clinton held a press
conference early
this morning to admit she was indeed a robot.
The news surprised few in attendance.
The news surprised few in attendance.