The downfall of Obama
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BAD BOWLING SCORE
By Trey Daniels
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After a poor day at the bowling lanes, Barack Obama saw his popularity numbers plummet.
"You know it's not something I am proud of. I have never been a good bowler and though I have tried to overcome it, I just can't score over 45 points a game," said Obama.
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After a poor day at the bowling lanes, Barack Obama saw his popularity numbers plummet.
"You know it's not something I am proud of. I have never been a good bowler and though I have tried to overcome it, I just can't score over 45 points a game," said Obama.
After bowling a 37 at a recent campaign rally in
Pennsylvania, Obama said he has been working on his
game for years, even seeking professional help on
several occasions.
Obama spent more than six months in the Brunswick Ford Center during 2002 to work out his bowling problem.
"It is a problem that has plagued me for years," he said. "It's those gutters, man, the gutters."
Political analyst Jon McCormick, said the bowling fiasco could mean political suicide for Obama.
"Americans just won't vote for a poor bowler. Bowling is a sacred sport in our country. If you can't bowl, then the chances of you being a good leader are very slim," said McCormick. "Let's face it, if you can't bowl all the other leaders are going to laugh at you. Suppose the leaders of France and Britain get together for a boy's night at the lanes. Obama's trying to earn some political influence, but the other guys are too busy laughing at him behind his back."
Obama spent more than six months in the Brunswick Ford Center during 2002 to work out his bowling problem.
"It is a problem that has plagued me for years," he said. "It's those gutters, man, the gutters."
Political analyst Jon McCormick, said the bowling fiasco could mean political suicide for Obama.
"Americans just won't vote for a poor bowler. Bowling is a sacred sport in our country. If you can't bowl, then the chances of you being a good leader are very slim," said McCormick. "Let's face it, if you can't bowl all the other leaders are going to laugh at you. Suppose the leaders of France and Britain get together for a boy's night at the lanes. Obama's trying to earn some political influence, but the other guys are too busy laughing at him behind his back."
Obama acknowledged pressure to drop out of the
race, but said he would not waiver.
"I am going to lace up my bowling shoes again. I am going to grab onto that black ball and take aim at all those people who questioned me. They will see I can be a powerful leader. I can turn this nation around. And I can break 50 when I bowl!"
"I am going to lace up my bowling shoes again. I am going to grab onto that black ball and take aim at all those people who questioned me. They will see I can be a powerful leader. I can turn this nation around. And I can break 50 when I bowl!"