Yep, she's a robot
By Trey Daniels
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In an unexpected move, presidential candidate Hilary Clinton held a press conference early this morning to admit she was indeed a robot.
The news surprised few in attendance.
"I am not surprised she is a robot," said Political Analyst Jacob Icup. "I am just surprised she didn't come out and tell us sooner."
Clinton said she, or rather it, wanted the nation to know being a robot was an advantage in her campaign.
"I am void of what you humans call feelings. I am cold-hearted, calculated. When a problem presents itself, you won't have to worry about me getting all emotional. I will look at the facts and take swift action."
Clinton said being a robot helped her when she found out her husband was cheating on her, and in fact may have explained why he did so.
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In an unexpected move, presidential candidate Hilary Clinton held a press conference early this morning to admit she was indeed a robot.
The news surprised few in attendance.
"I am not surprised she is a robot," said Political Analyst Jacob Icup. "I am just surprised she didn't come out and tell us sooner."
Clinton said she, or rather it, wanted the nation to know being a robot was an advantage in her campaign.
"I am void of what you humans call feelings. I am cold-hearted, calculated. When a problem presents itself, you won't have to worry about me getting all emotional. I will look at the facts and take swift action."
Clinton said being a robot helped her when she found out her husband was cheating on her, and in fact may have explained why he did so.
HIlary explained her move up the political arena
had been calculated since she was first created in
the 1960s by Dr. Ben Dover.
"It was his dream to see a woman in office, but he knew that would never happen. So, he made me," said Clinton.
Her husband, Bill said he was unaware she was a robot.
"Everything seemed so real, it is mind boggling to me, but it does explain the scars on my wang," he said.
The robot news should have relatively no effect on the Clinton campaign, as many voters had suspicions all along.
"I knew she was a robot," said one on-looker. "Either that or she was constantly on the rag."
"It was his dream to see a woman in office, but he knew that would never happen. So, he made me," said Clinton.
Her husband, Bill said he was unaware she was a robot.
"Everything seemed so real, it is mind boggling to me, but it does explain the scars on my wang," he said.
The robot news should have relatively no effect on the Clinton campaign, as many voters had suspicions all along.
"I knew she was a robot," said one on-looker. "Either that or she was constantly on the rag."